Swagger Wagon

I posted this on FB earlier....but I had to post it here.....this made me laugh and gave me hope in the humor of commercials to come....

THIS WAS FUNNY!!! IT WAS GREAT!!!



Lyrics:

This one goes out to all you minivan families out there.....Sienna SE…in the house.


Where my mother/fathers at? Where my kids at?
Where my kids at?


Where my kids at?


Where my kids at?


Where my kids at?


Where my kids at?

No, seriously honeywhere are the kids?


They’re right there.....see?


Oh, cool beans.

(DAD)


I roll hard through the streets and the cul-de-sacs,


Proud parent of an honor roll student, Jack.


I got a swing in the front, a tree house in the back,


My #1 Dad mug says, Yeah, Im the Mack.

(Mom)

I’m the world’s best nurse when my kids get sick,


I make a mean gel-mold, I perfected my tricks,


Back when I used to party as a college chick.


Now I’m cruising to their playdates lookin’ all slick…

(Chrous)


In my Swagger Wagon,


Yeah, the Swagger Wagon,


It’s the Swagger Wagon,


I got the pride in my ride.


In my Swagger Wagon,


Yeah, the Swagger Wagon,


It’s the Swagger Wagon.

(Dad)

Check it…

I love hangin’ with my daughter sippin’ tea, keep my pinky up,


All the drawings on my fridge sport an A+.


I’m an awesome parent, (Right!) and it’s apparent, (True!)


And in this house there’s no mother/father swearin’.

(Mom)


Straight owning bake sales with my cupcake skills,


I’m better with the money, so I handle the bills,


And I always buy in bulk, ain’t afraid of no spills.


Every Mother’s Day proves…I’m kind of a big deal.

(Daughter)

Mommy, I need to go potty.

(Mom)

Bring the beat back, ’cause, yo, I got more to say,


You know I’m always front and center at the school play.


I kiss their boo-boos, clean doggie doo-doos,


Cut the crust off of PB&Js, chill the Yoo-hoos.

(Dad)
Singin’ “Farmer in the Dell” in perfect harmony,


When I’m rollin’ with my posse in the HOV.


We rock the SE, not an SUV,


And it’s true, if I were you, I’d be jealous of me…

Sad to say.....but I want to go for a test-drive.....

-Aaron

The SarcMark

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There it is folks....the new mark for sarcasm. I think it's a great idea....really. (Note no sarcmark at the end of that sentence.) I think it is a great way to interject sarcasm into a written sentence, because most have lost the understanding or 'gift' of sarcasm. Shall I give it a test run?.....ok.

I love my job

Life is a piece of cake

I love my wife.

School is interesting.

School is easy

Do you see how it works? Did you see how sarcasm is much better understood when a sarcmarc is used?....I think everyone should use this I think it is the government's job to force everyone to use this so we can all understand each other better I love the government

Too bad this isn't on Facebook yet.

If you are interested....here is a link to their website. They are offering it free for now. Even Apple supports it.....good for them, everyone needs a little sarcasm with their fruit.

Link: SarcMark

The amazing anatomy

In school I have to take a religion class....it's called Anatomy. If you have ever wondered if there is a God....there is, I know, I have seen his work, and you are carrying it around with you and using it at this very moment.

We are studying the bones in class right now, all 206 of them and each of their hundreds and hundreds of features. I have been studying them for a couple weeks and have a major test this week, but in studying them, the skull, the home for your brain, is one of the most spectacular feats in nature.

Here is a picture of the bottom of the skull:



(And yes I have to know all of these labeled things)

Take a look at it......study it for a moment.... (no really, scroll back up and just read through all the different labels)

Isn't that just amazing?!? Every single hole, every process, every protuberance every nook and cranny serves a purpose. There are tiny little holes that aren't even labeled on this diagram that little veins and muscles move through, the lymph system, the nervous system....all so you can smile, frown, think, turn your head, grow hair......amazing.

Anyone who blindly thinks this wasn't designed and created by a being higher than our own....is kidding themselves. This didn't happen because lightning struck the back of some fungus, this didn't happen because "nature" intended it to be such, it was planned, designed, and created by someone who wants us to experience what he experienced....for experience sake.

So enjoy your body, love your neighbor and go do something fun today.....cause I will be stuck in class.